APPLE OF HER EYE

After Kanye called himself the next Steve Jobs, Kim Kardashian clearly felt obliged to get her soon-tobe-ex hubby two computer mice signed by Apple co-founders Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak. She even got Steve Wozniak to drop by as a gift for her entrepreneurially-minded husband. The former couple liked to outdo each other with weird gifts, though – Kanye once reportedly bought Kim ten Burger King restaurants throughout Europe.

Kim does have nice buns He’s got her in the parm of his hand Hope they kept receipts Of mice and men