BRITS BINGO

EVERY AWARDS SHOW MUST INCLUDE…

CENSORSHIP

Listen out for the incessant bleeping whenever a star drops the F-bomb

INAPPROPRIATE HOSTING

The host has one job: make the gathered celebs feel as awkward as humanly possible

ALCOHOL

Enough said. Alcohol. All the alcohol. These singers love a free BRITS bar

WACKY WARDROBES

You’re nothing if you’re not getting noticed

GALLAGHER SHOWDOWN

It’s tradition for someone at some point to have a squabble with a Gallagher bro

OVERRUN SPEECHES

The trick is to really tactlessly interrupt the award recipient, prompting them to flip the bird in protest