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They talk. We listen (sometimes)

“I HAVE ONE REMAINING AMBITION IN LIFE. I WOULD LOVE FOR A QUESTION I HAVE ABOUT A PRODUCT THAT ISN’T WORKING, TO ACTUALLY BE COVERED IN THE FAQS” RICHARD OSMAN is a man of small ambitions

“FOREVER DOING EMBARRASSING MUM DANCING ON A TABLE OR CHAIR, BAREFOOT WITH A GLASS IN HAND” LUISA ZISSMAN is our kind of hun

“I ASKED FOR THE BIGGEST IMPLANT THAT COULD POSSIBLY FIT IN MY BODY, AND FOR A GOOD FEW YEARS, I LOVED THEM” She’s downsized these days, but HOLLY HAGAN once adored her double-f boobs

“24-YEAR-OLD ME WOULD PROBABLY HATE 34-YEAROLD ME – SHE’D THINK I WAS BORING, OLD AND PROBABLY A BIT PALE” Well, she can do one, VICKY PATTISON

“I SOUND LIKE A BAD GREETINGS CARD, BUT IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL SEEING EXPERIENCES FROM MY CHILDHOOD THROUGH THEIR EYES” We’ll accept the schmaltz, MINDY

KALING, just because it’s you

“IT’S AMAZING WHAT A BIT OF EXERCISE, SLIGHTLY EARLIER NIGHTS, AND COOKING IN YOUR KITCHEN FOR MATES CAN DO FOR YOUR SCRAMBLED MIND” Works for us, EMILY ATACK

“I BUY CLOTHES FOR MY FUTURE CHILD WHO DOESN’T EXIST… I’M MANIFESTING” CARA DELEVINGNE has babies on the brain