This is how Giovanna resolves marital arguments

WHERE? Giovanna’s house. WHAT? Some couples say separate bedrooms, others insist you shouldn’t go to bed on an argument. What’s Giovanna Fletcher’s advice for a long and happy marriage? Wield an electric chainsaw at all times – just so your husband knows who’s really in charge. Simples.

SO? Might we suggest she tries out another kind of battery-operated, hand-held device.

She can be very cutting when she’s angry