THE OSBOURNES ARE OH-SOQUOTABLE

“MARTHA STEWART CAN LICK MY SCROTUM” SHARON

“WHO PISSED ON MY F**KING CARPET? THAT BASTARD F**KING DOG, MAN, I’M GOING TO THROW IT IN THE POOL. F**KING TERRORIST” OZZY

“YOU JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU DANCED WITH CHRISTINA AGUILERA” KELLY TO JACK, BEFORE A FIGHT BREAKS OUT

“BUBBLES! OH, COME ON, SHARON! I’M F**KING OZZY OSBOURNE, THE PRINCE OF F**KING DARKNESS. EVIL! EVIL! WHAT’S F**KING EVIL ABOUT A BUTT-LOAD OF F**KING BUBBLES?” OZZY, WHEN SHARON SUGGESTS FIRING BUBBLES ONSTAGE FOR A BLACK SABBATH SHOW

“I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA HAVE A F**KIN’ EAGLE ACROSS YOUR ARSE” OZZY ON KELLY’S TATTOO