POSH’S £9K-A-WEEK EXTREME DETOX
Victoria used to favour a posh spa in Germany’s Baden-baden, but she seems to have found a new place for some rather pricey rejuvenation. Visiting the highly exclusive Palace Merano (in collaboration with Condé Nast Traveler magazine), Vic enjoyed ozone oxygen therapy, a tendon muscle massage, and even a plasmozonic facial to help with skin elasticity. For breakfast, Victoria was woken up with a delicious (not) sounding “barley coffee”, which doesn’t actually contain any coffee or stimulants. The detox also offers guests the thrilling experience of being covered in mud and then being blasted with “magic water” from a hose. Sign us up!