The Ettu:25 Scotrail service
Speaking of transport, Whollyrude thought that moving the Scotrail franchise into public hands was supposed to give us a 21st century service. We were surprised, then, to see evidence on social media of Roman legionaries swapping chariots for train carriages. Scotrail’s team advised the passenger to contact the police on VI-I-O-I-VI. That’s 61016 in new money.