Tory pin-ups

Blink and you’ll miss it – the new chancellor that is. The UK has had four in as many months, leading Whollyrude to the conclusion the party is secretly working on a new calendar of pin-up chancellors to raise cash ahead of the next election. That’s one way of replacing the lofty donors that will surely now be having second thoughts about supporting the party. It can join the, er, branded condoms featuring slogans “honourable member” and “for when you have a hard Brexit” at the gift shop of the next party conference.