GOOD WEEK

BEAUTY QUEENS

Oh, Tryon. After the upset about grooms’ tents, and as a hurricane approached, the WEG venue made it all better — by sharing a photo of the six local beauty queens due to present the medals. Someone didn’t get the grid girls memo…

OGLING

On the same note, in one of the pictures of the long-legged beauties, a rider can be seen in an arena to their right. Let’s just say it’s a good job the horse knew where it was going… and is it rollkur if the rider’s chin is on his chest?

FEET

Finally on the subject of WEG, a foot spa near the venue is offering “equestrian-themed” treatments in honour of the Games. We’re concerned as to whether they might be trying to nail shoes on; perhaps let’s not go for absolute authenticity…?