We generally

Thankfully, it was soon 6pm and time for alcohol and television. I watched Cannonball Run II and Anchorman II, both films Victoria would hate.

Fortunately, I had a social engagement on day 3, at which I planned to fully celebrate my freedom by getting really drunk.

Day 4 dawned and nothing changed apart from I had a glass of wine at 5pm, sparking fears of alcoholism if I ever had to live alone.

Before I could fully enjoy the