EASTENDERS BBC1, 8pm
HAYLEY is terrified everyone’s going to find out Alfie is her baby’s dad and is desperate to get out of Walford, but can’t get a place in a mother and baby hostel until after the baby’s born. Karen comes up with a saucy suggestion to help start labour, and Hayley finds a (not very) willing accomplice in Keanu. But before they can put their plan into action, her waters break – and she jumps in the cab to drive herself to hospital.