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OUR FAVOURITE RECENT SOAP QUOTES…

“I was right about that Botox. And now she tells me she’s going to have a boob job. But she’s only saved up enough for one boob – so it might be quite a while yet.” You can always rely on a hairdresser for the best gossip. “Never trust anyone with only one photo on their profile. And if it’s just a head shot, then chances are he’s a whale.” Ben has a special insight into the ways of top Walford dating app ‘Fishnet’. “You can“’itcjuosutld flop argoeutnydou go siunegd, for ‘Bo oh oaos,sapuolot!r Mm ye’ .cyoou us in’ s nail a lid on top aoflaywoyuerrf.e”elings, you slap a smile on your face, and you get on with it.” Liz truly missed her vocation as a therapist. “Your dad wants a full-frontal tan job. Something to do with ‘nudist rambling’, he says. All I know is that he was very firm about me spraying his bits.” We’re not sure Kerry was being serious about Rodney’s spraytan plan – but you can never be certain where Hot Rod is concerned. “Listen, love – we’re all on Laurel’s side. And all this ‘I’ve got a friend in Jesus’ twaddle you keep peddling? Well, he must be the only friend you do have, because every other beggar knows you’re a fruit loop.” We love Faith for her plain speaking – and she certainly has Emma’s number!