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I laughed at Eastenders when everyone was in the Queen Vic before Steven’s funeral, and it came out that he’d been lying about his brain tumour. “Who’d do something as sick as that?” said Stacey, and somehow the camera didn’t cut to Ian Beale – who told the same sick lie back in

1999, when he claimed his daughter Lucy had cancer, to stop his fiancée Mel from leaving him! What short memories everyone has. | Andy, Margate You’d think that the Beale family would know not to tempt fate by now! 34 lnsidesoap

“Look, if it was good enough for Dad, it was good enough for Steven”