HITS& MISSES!

WHAT’S HIT THE BULLSEYE RECENTLY – AND WHAT’S FALLEN WIDE OF THE MARK?

It’s good to see Debbie putting her grief for Joe to solid, practical use… To blackmail her way back into that swanky house! Here’s a bit of insider trivia for you… We can reveal that ‘Weatherfield hospital’ is actually the ITV reception we report to when visiting the Corrie studio in Salford. That big yellow sign must be on castors! We can’t think why Steve’s ‘I want to have sex’ faces aren’t having the desired effect on Tracy. And you’d think his natural pheromones – a mix of lager and cheese’n’onion – would be enough.

There was a lot of talk this week about how Big Mo broke her bed. There is such a thing as TMI, guys.

Alas, we don’t have much hope for Spamela Hamderson

lasting long in the Dales. She’s a right squealer, and time is money on a fast-moving daily drama! Tragedy! The latest Steps reunion has proved less joyful than we hoped. Oh, how we love Sally and Abi’s friendship. They’re Weatherfield’s answer to Thelma and Louise. (Only, we hope, without the old driving-off-the-cliff bit.) What did poor

Dr Legg do to offend the Eastenders writers’ room? He’s not long to live, and yet is obliged to spend his last days being taunted by hoodies and Walford’s answer to Uncle Fester. So cruel! We worried that David and Tracy’s endless outlandish proposals a few years ago might have spoiled Emmerdale engagements for good. But Charity and Vanessa still set our little hearts a-gallop… However, this news, reported in Walford, did make us worry about what happened immediately afterwards! Yes, there are bigger crimes committed in soap, yet we can’t help but feel especially appalled by Nick stealing from his lovely grandma. It’s as though Prince William thieved from the Queen!