You can say that again!

OUR FAVOURITE RECENT SOAP QUOTES…

“I never pretended to be perfect.” “I’m after perfect? Until recently, if a bloke could use a knife and fork and walk in a straight line, he was in with a shout.”

We love the honesty of Peter and Abi’s fling. What a shame it’s going to end in tears!

“You can’t escape your past. For a bit there, I thought I’d pulled it off, but here I am again, hurting anyone that’s close to me – and everyone else looking at me like I’m some sort of lunatic. Talk about coming full circle. And do you know what the worst thing is? Deep down, a part of me expected it. Maybe I don’t deserve to be happy.”

Aw, Jenny. We wouldn’t have you any other way. This may sound unsympathetic… but please don’t change!

“Give me your phone. [Types message to Ian] Lunch at the Vic, one o’clock, Jean, kiss, kiss.” “Kiss kiss?” “It’s all right. It’s not like I sent the aubergine emoji.”

So that’s what the aubergine emoji is for?! No wonder our husbands get excited when we text to say it’s moussaka for dinner.

“Your father might wear the trousers in our house – but I tell him which ones to put on.”

And who would dare mess with a woman who has the confidence to dye her hair that colour?

“I’ve had a letter come through with Bobby’s release date. Feels like I’ve been punched in the stomach.”

Well, it’s better than being whacked over the head with a jewellery box.

“[Crying off sexy time with Phil] I shouldn’t have had that wine at lunchtime, I’ve got a banging headache. Sorry.” “Well, can I get you something?” “No, it’s all right. I’ll sort myself out.” “[Sigh] You and me both.”

Now that’s one mental image we didn’t need.