You can say that again!

OUR FAVOURITE RECENT SOAP QUOTES…

“Funny thing death, isn’t it? Whether it is sudden or you see it coming, it’s a shock. We see it all the time on films and television, usually horrible and grisly, but when it happens to us, we’re completely unprepared. 100 years ago, it was different, there was death all around us and we understood that it was a natural part of life.

But now that it’s hidden, it scares us.”

“Well, this is a cheery conversation.”

We love it when Tracy brings Ken down with a bump!

“I feel so free in our cruddy little bubble.”

Nothing says ‘scorchinghot sexy affair’ like the word ‘cruddy’.

“You might be fit, but you’re well old.”

Dotty reminds us of a young Stacey Slater. We have high hopes.

“I hope that God is a woman, and that Heaven is a big comfy cinema where I can eat as much popcorn as I want, and not get fat. And on the screen, it’s all what is happening down here.”

We really do hope it’s exactly that.

“You’ll never get your figure back, you know? People will pretend that you will, but you won’t, not really. And you should take more care of your hair while you’ve still got some. One day you’ll want to grow it back, and all you’ll have is a shiny little bald patch.”

Of all Jean’s attempts to ‘tell it like it is’, this was our favourite.

“I know, darling, I know, but come on, find your rhythm. Imagine you are this beautiful flower slowly opening. And it’ll be quicker this time because your body is super-good at this now. You’re a bit more loose!”

What every woman wants to hear during childbirth. But Marlon did mean well.