Top jokes

Widow Twankey: I’m so tired. I can’t go any further, I’m absolutely knickered.

Aladdin: Do you mean knackered? Widow Twankey: No knickered. My breath’s coming in short pants.

Ugly Sister: I miss my husband. I used to rub grease all over his head to make him feel better. Buttons: What happened? Ugly Sister: He went downhill really fast.