Chatham chuck­les

Kentish Express Ashford & District - What's On - - STAGE -

As Dick Whittington and his Cat opens at the Cen­tral The­atre in Chatham this week, star­ring Ray Quinn, Joe Tracini, pic­tured be­low, and Ian Good as Sarah the Cook, pro­duc­ers have given us a pre­view of some of the laughs on of­fer... The show runs from Fri­day, De­cem­ber 7 to New Year’s Eve. Book tick­ets at med­wayt­ick­et­ or call 01634 338338.

1. Sarah the Cook is sin­gle and look­ing for love – but it wasn’t al­ways so. Her first hus­band died - he drowned in a large jar of cof­fee – an un­usual death but at least it was in­stant!

2. Sarah the Cook has been try­ing to lose weight and is do­ing rather well – she lost 300 calo­ries yes­ter­day … a seag­ull stole her Mars bar.

3. Why is the sea so an­gry? You’d be an­gry too if you had crabs all over your bot­tom.

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