Chatham chuckles

As Dick Whittington and his Cat opens at the Central Theatre in Chatham this week, starring Ray Quinn, Joe Tracini, pictured below, and Ian Good as Sarah the Cook, producers have given us a preview of some of the laughs on offer... The show runs from Friday, December 7 to New Year’s Eve. Book tickets at medwayticketslive.co.uk or call 01634 338338.

1. Sarah the Cook is single and looking for love – but it wasn’t always so. Her first husband died - he drowned in a large jar of coffee – an unusual death but at least it was instant!

2. Sarah the Cook has been trying to lose weight and is doing rather well – she lost 300 calories yesterday … a seagull stole her Mars bar.

3. Why is the sea so angry? You’d be angry too if you had crabs all over your bottom.