See the Eiffel Tower as you’ve never seen it before, thanks to the delights of Puppetry of the Penis. In the past 20 years, vast swathes of the western World has played host to the show. Now for its 20th anniversary comes the Greatest Bits UK Tour, which comes to the Hazlitt Theatre in Maidstone on Saturday, September 22. Designed and finessed with the intention of making audiences roll in the aisles, they will be able to be awed by penile interpretations of the Eiffel Tower, the Loch Ness Monster, the Pelican and the Hamburger. Book at parkwoodtheatres.co.uk or call 01622 758611.