BREXIT? CALL FOR THE BOSS…
WHICH FOOTBALL MANAGER COULD SAVE BREXIT? WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE WHEN THE COUNTRY IS IN CRISIS? CHRIS LINCOLN LOOKS AT THE CANDIDATES…
Harry Redknapp
BIO: The ultimate wheeler-dealer, Harry has unrivalled experience of negotiations. Now a national treasure a after his successful I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here experience, he would be a popular choice. OUTCOME - DEAL! He can talk the talk but we aren’t convinced by the quality of the deal we would be getting - and the financial impact on the country.
Neil Warnock
BIO: There would be no sitting on the fence with the Cardiff boss - we all know his thoughts on Brexit. ‘I d don’t know why we had a f***** Referendu Referendum. I can’t wait to get f****** out of it.’ OUTCOME - NO DEAL And we would leave the EU with very few friends - but at least everyone knows where we stand and the process would be finalised quickly!
Jose Mourinho
BIO: Experienced at making demands but criticising everyone else when he doesn’t get them. Likely to make s some unusual decisions that people strug struggle to get their heads around. Good experience of European countries, though. OUTCOME - NO DEAL But he has already accepted the blame for it...
Pep Guardiola
BIO: Winning is in his DNA and he would m make sure he captures t the hearts of all those a around him by ensuring h he stops and speaks to every single individual after every single meeting and debate. OUTCOME - DEAL! Pep’s charm gets us everything he laid out on the table. Critics remain quiet in fear of a scarf being thrown at them.
BIO: Who do you call in a crisis? Big Sam of c course! Experienced at s sorting out problems a around the country but m might not hang around long in charge of the country. OUTCOME - DEAL! But very little quality to it.
Jurgen Klopp
BIO: A passionate individual, Klopp would get everyone behind Brexit, whether they were a leaver o or remainer. A good tactical t ti l approach combined with solid European knowledge would also help his cause. OUTCOME - DEAL! Klopp ends up making further headlines by hugging every single MP and declaring a national party for the entire country.
Roy Keane
BIO: Used to winning things but not particularly willing to listen to others. Anyone would think he doesn’t really want to be here. OUTCOME - NO DEAL He’s not really bothered, though, and quickly disappears to walk his dog.
Gareth Southgate
BIO: He knows how to deliver for a nation with low expectations on the global stage. Nobody has a bad word to say about him and he is constantly constan checking to make sure everyone is happy. OUTCOME - DEAL! Southgate falls just short of getting the best possible outcome, as is the English way, but everyone is happy and looking forward to the future.