Right, that’s sufficient with the -gate suffix

Is there no end to the ‘-gate’ situation within the portal of Westminster?

Having recently endured partygate, beergate, plebgate, and porkygate, we now have lobbygate, bullygate, blubbinggate, whipgate, swinegate, escapegate, frackinggate and the ultimate Prime Minister’s net zero tzargate trying to mitigate with still the most frightening nine words in the English language: “I’m from the Government, and I’m here to help.”

Arrgh! Do send in the Daleks and Extermigate! Extermigate! Extermigate!

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