DEAR JURGEN, What Netflix show should I start next?
Jurgen says: AIIIEEEE !!!! Listen up, vole-chasing, British bearer of the smeg-encrustedupper lip before I feed your family into a Ay-caramba Harvester and laugh in your face when you apologise. I will admit that Iron Fist gives me a little glow inside, but I turned away in disgust when I saw the category: Trending Now. NO TRENDS !!!! So now, with the help of a colander, a pair of elk antlers, five yards of coaxial cable and a helping of local fungi for general sustenance, I’ve rigged up a satellite dish aimed in the general direction of my native Sørbotn and have been watching my favourite game show hosts, Harald and Olve, as they take unwitting contestants up a mountain and demand: “You have choice, MUSIC OR FRACTURE!!!” Oh, how I make the laugh, the laugh, the laugh… Hmmm, I seem to have woken up next to a pile of stiff socks, must be laundry day, and season three of Drag Race in its latter stages. Nils! Pull me a stiff drink!