DEAR JURGEN, Do you and Nöel The Tröll ever hang out?

Jurgen says: For many months, Nöel has had to gaze up at my mighty column, and I am sure he is green… with the envy! It is a joke! Laugh, Scottish haggis-pounder, lest I stick a bagpipe drone up your ass, puff my cheeks out and play the catalogue of Deacon Blue, twice!! Although a mere three columns of your opinionated slobberings and uplifting testimonies that would make a starving man barf separate us, I have yet to be invited into his technicolour yet mildly depressing realm. So now I shall set out across the white wastes to seek it out myself. I WILL RETURN!! AIIIEEEE !!!!!