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HOW’S THIS FOR A CONSPIRACY?

The trauma-based Illuminati mind-control project codenamed Monarch – originally hatched by merciless Nazi ‘Angel Of Death’ Dr Josef Mengele and later developed by the CIA as a strand of its MKUltra project, possibly in cahoots with a famous cartoon baron – is surely the most bizarre, dark, terrifying and entertaining conspiracy theory of them all. Harrowing (and, it must be said, unsubstantiated) tales have been told of abducted children subjected to horrific experiments involving Satanic ritual abuse, electroshocks, LSD, incest, torture and binge-watching Disney movies in order to inflict multiple personality disorders and implant impulses into their dissociated minds that could be hypnotically activated to carry out evil deeds. Some alleged ‘Monarch slaves’, like Lee Harvey Oswald amd Charles Manson are programmed to kill, whereas others, like Marilyn Monroe and Britney Spears, are brainwashed sex robots. It’s a world where all the best sex and death people work at Monarch HQ (run by blooddrinking shapeshifters), where the decor is all allseeing eyes, Baphomets and Mickey Mouse ears.

Seemingly, the sole source for the existence of Project Monarch remains the lurid 1995 book Trance Formation Of America by Cathy O’Brien, a self-styled ‘MKUltra Mind Control Survivor Whistleblower’. Among many hair-raising allegations, she claims that her vagina was carved into the shape of a Baphomet and orally manipulated by Hillary Clinton. Many have criticised the book for its lack of hard evidence.

As to Project Monarch’s ultimate purpose?

Ah, er, well, possibly to prepare Earth for the arrival of a New World Order of sadistic space reptiles, or something.