BEHEMOTH MESSE NOIR COFFEE

£10.50-£22.50 If you like a bit of grind with your spiritually enlightened, potently precise black/death metal, then treat yourself to these Behemoth-infused beans. Sourced from Papua New Guinea and Brazil, the notes of chocolate, amaretto, citrus and brimstone (one of these is a lie) should be part of any morning ritual. Drink coffee and praise Satan! HTTP://TINYURL.COM/BEHEMOTH-BREW