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Coheed And Cambria reveal their gargantuan box set, plus metal-cased Immortal albums, AC/DC and Jurassic Park jackets, Skyharbor hoodies and more!
B-MOVIE tank tOp
£20
Stalk your local hunting grounds like a true horror movie diva with this brilliantly schlocky tank top. Not only are you paying tribute to Fay Wray, Janet Leigh and more, it’s also the perfect top to wear when pulling faces to the latest episode of Love Island. HTTP://TINYURL.COM/SCREAM-TANK
IMMORtaL NORTHERN CHAOS GODS MEtaL CaSE
£40.99
Nine years and a lot of drama after an album last came out under the Immortal banner, Northern Chaos Gods has proved that Demonaz and Horgh can still write immediate, blizzard-blasted anthems. This bolted, metal version is the only excuse for saying it’s hard to get into. HTTP://TINYURL.COM/IMMORTAL-METAL
SEVEnth CIRCLE OCCuLt t-ShIRt
£25
Back due to popular demand, this stunning design by artist Chloe Pye for renowned ring and pendant makers Seventh Circle Artworks is available in men’s and women’s tees, and a woman’s tank top to boot. HTTP://TINYURL.COM/OCCULT-TEE
paLE Man EnaMEL pIn BadgE
£7.50
Guillermo del Toro is one of this millennium’s most gifted and imaginative film makers, and 2006’s
Pan’s Labyrinth is rightly regarded as his masterpiece. Fans of his darkly fantastic yet deeply allegorical world can wear this pin badge of the terrifying, fairy-chomping Pale Man character to show their love of the cult classic.
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aC/dC LEathER JaCkEt
£179.99-£189.99
Still as beloved as they were nearly 50 years ago, AC/DC are one of the greatest bands ever. Fact. This jacket comes embossed with their classic logo and the words ‘rock & roll will never die’. Never has a truer word been spoken. HTTP://TINYURL.COM/ACDC-JACKET
SCARFACE aCtIVItY BOOk
£9.99
This hilarious Scarface activity book reimagines Tony Montana as a struggling father and gives you a bunch of his chores to do for him. Get it? ’Course you do!
You know what we’re talking about, you fucking cockroach… ahem.
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SkYhaRBOR hOOdY
£24.99
A collaborative venture that, geographically, spans India and the US, Skyharbor have the kind of sonic reach that suggests the entire universe is their playground. Apt, then, that this hoody for their new album, Sunshine Dust, is emblazoned with a stunning mandala design.
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haRRY pOttER tOILEtRIES Bag
£12.99
Harry Potter fans love a bit of role play, constantly pretending that they’re attending Hogwarts with all manner of branding stuff. Now with this Potterthemed toiletry bag they can pull their toothbrush out and shout “expelliarmus!” at will. HTTP://TINYURL.COM/HPOTTER-BAG
BLaCk pEakS t-ShIRt
£15
Brighton-based post-metal quartet Black Peaks have a much-anticipated sophomore album coming out this year, and we’ve heard it. We’re not going to tell you how good it is, but let’s just say you might want to invest in this t-shirt before they go stratospheric. HTTP://TINYURL.COM/BLACK-PEAKS-TEE
pa Mu WIRELESS EaRBudS
£60
Marketed as sports earbuds, but clearly designed for metal fans who want to headbang without the damn things falling out and rolling under the sofa, these waterproof, wireless buds will sound great whether you’re listening to Anaal Nathrakh or Alestorm. HTTP://TINYURL.COM/PAMU-EARBUDS
JuRaSSIC paRk JaCkEt
£42.99
We’re big fans of the new, re-booted Jurassic World movies but, let’s be honest, nothing beats the original. If you agree then you’ll want to get your hands on one of these varsity jackets. If it doesn’t fit you, don’t worry, life finds a way. HTTP://TINYURL.COM/JURASSIC-JACKET
VEIn t-ShIRt
£12.15
Vein are one of the best young bands on planet earth, and their recent debut album Errorzone isn’t leaving our stereo anytime in the near future. So we’re definitely keen on showing our love for them with this t-shirt.
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dORO FRaMEd gOLd dISCS
£176
How better to celebrate an artist synonymous with the golden age of heavy metal than by having her stunning new double album cast in gold? Featuring both the CD and vinyl versions of Forever Warriors/ Forever United, this signed object of gilded glory is limited to 1,000 copies, so be quick! HTTP://TINYURL.COM/DORO-GOLD