“I’d buIld a theme park called Svalbardland!”

Serena’s strong views are front and centre of Svalbard’s music, but what would she do if she became Prime Minister?

BAN PUPPY FARMS

“I’d ban puppy farms and breeding of brachycephalic [short-nosed/ flat-faced] dogs, so that all dogs can breathe properly. I’d make it as publicised and encouraged as possible to adopt before you shop, to make people seriously consider the implications of buying rather than adopting an animal.”

BAN UNPAID INTERNSHIPS

“They seem to be predominant in creative spheres, because it’s desirable to be a writer or work in the music industry, so people can get away with exploiting young people in the name of work experience. I would abolish it so everyone was on level footing and everyone gets paid.”

SUPER-FUND THE NHS

“I’d give £1bn a day to the NHS; I’d funnel the all money right into their hands and make sure that the National Health Service was treasured and saved, and nurses and doctors were given the wages they deserve rather than being forced to work obscene shifts with no breaks.”

IMPROVE BRISTOL

“I’d build a theme park in Bristol. I’m a rollercoaster enthusiast, and I have to travel for ages just to get to a theme park. I could ride rollercoasters all day when I’m not being a Social Justice Worrier. It would be called Svalbardland, and our mascot would be a polar bear.”