GHOUL SHIT

We open a special horror-related Pandora’s Box to uncover Dario Argento box sets, talking Regan dolls, cauldron coffee mugs, pop-up Chucky dolls and more.

REGAN TALKING DOLL

£69.99

To be fair, your mother is probably having a lovely time in Hell, no matter what the rumours say. But to stop this fake news spreading, you should probably get your hands on Regan to shut her up for good (and find out who else she has dirt on). HTTP://TINYURL.COM/EXORCIST-DOLL

RABID HEART

£6.99/£13.99

Not content with penning metal lyrics overflowing with cannibals and body parts in various, unnatural configurations, Broken Hope founder Jeremy Wagner has put the ‘gross’ in ‘engrossing’ with this breakneckpaced zombie novel, full of blood, brains and, naturally, metal references. HTTP://TINYURL.COM/RABID-HEART

VAMPIRA HAND FAN

£4.62

If you’re in need of this gloriously ghoulish wood and paper fan, chances are it’s not the heat itself you need to worry about. But whether in inflammatory daylight or a darkened corner, whipping this out will add further authority to your blood-chilling gaze. HTTP://TINYURL.COM/VAMPIRA-FAN

LAMENT CONFIGURATION FUZZY DICE

£12.82

Nothing says ‘I’m a fun guy once you get to know me’ like dice hanging from your car mirror, and nothing screams ‘LOOK HOW MUCH I LOVE HORROR PLEASE DON’T RUN’ with the sound of a thousand agonised banshees like these portals to Hell from Hellraiser! HTTP://TINYURL.COM/HELLRAISER-DICE

PRINCE OF DARKNESS POSTER

£40

When you and your partner settle down for a bit of

The Devil’s Work, there’s nothing to kill the mood more than a concerned and slightly panicked priest looming over you and staring into the middle-distance. Still, it’s better than when your mum walked in. HTTP://TINYURL.COM/DARKNESS-POSTER

THE DARK LIGHT

£44.99

Bring Dracula’s Castle to your crib with this bloodthirsty wall light. Flick the switch and throw creepy shadows, or buy a pair and really amp up the theatrics. Much more effective at summoning up night terrors than that other Bat Light, too. HTTP://TINYURL.COM/THE-DARK-LIGHT

CAULDRON COFFEE MUG

£13.70

We’ve all been there. It’s the end of the party, there’s no booze left, but you still want a nightcap. It’s shit mix time! Pour all the dribbles and ends into your very own cauldron to stir up with some eye of newt and guarantee that hangover of a lifetime. HTTP://TINYURL.COM/CAULDRON-COFFEE

MICHAEL MYERS MUG

£17.99

The thing about Halloween’s Michael Myers is that he doesn’t have any superpowers, he’s just doublehard and can seemingly appear out of nowhere… like on the side of your coffee mug! Just the concept of hot water will attract the murderous Myers to your morning cuppa.

HTTP://TINYURL.COM/MYERS-MUG

JASON MASK RING

£19.25

If you’re a fan of a bit of bling but always wished it was a bit more gruesome, then this solid titanium ring of the iconic mask of Friday The Thirteenth’s Jason Voorhees is a dream purchase for you. HTTP://TINYURL.COM/VOORHEES-RING

KRUEGER SWEATER

£39.99

We always tend to look at the negatives, don’t we?

OK, so yeah, Freddy Krueger was a child murderer who has spent the last 30-plus years terrorising the dreams of teens all over the world… but he wears a cool jumper, doesn’t he? You’d wear that, wouldn’t you? HTTPS://TINYURL.COM/KRUEGER-KNIT

WALKING DEAD MONOPOLY

£28.99 Monopoly is about stress, anger and panic, and we’ve all wanted that dickhead hogging the blues to catch some form of zombifying disease, so why not combine all these elements into one glorious game of gore? HTTP://TINYURL.COM/ ZOMBIE-MONOPOLY

CHUCKY IN A BOX

£39.50

It’s not like it was when we were kids these days! Back in our day a little jump from a Jack In The Box was an early giddy thrill. But now? Scare your offspring half to death as the scarred serial killer doll Chucky leaps out at them… bit much innit? HTTP://TINYURL.COM/CHUCKY-BOX

PENNYWISE POP! VINYL

£12.99

We’re big fans of the original Pennywise The Clown, as played by Tim Curry, but in last year’s IT remake Bill Skarsgard really upped the ante. So, this updated Pop! Vinyl of Pennywise, complete with spider legs, is definitely on our ‘must have’ list. HTTP://TINYURL.COM/PENNYWISE-POP