"MICKEY, GOOFY AND DONALD WILL ARRIVE IN THEIR CRAZY MECHANISED CARAVAN"
We get metal’s finest to predict what’ll go down in Marvel’s colossal blockbuster, Avengers: Endgame
2 85 million trailer views in one day don’t lie: Avengers: Endgame isn’t just the biggest movie of 2019, but arguably the biggest blockbuster ever. Marvel’s cinematic smackdown will draw an end to the first era of their decade-plus MCU project, and with half of their roster currently dusted courtesy of a very grumpy grape called Thanos, the stakes have never been higher. We got some of metal’s finest to give us their predictions for what the hell is going to happen.
“A lot of Avengers are going to die. Captain Marvel and Spider-Man will survive. I believe something may come into play with the Soul Stone as the ones wiped out by the snap have been said to have had their souls trapped there. I’m fairly certain Captain America and maybe Iron Man may give their lives to save others. And I believe Loki, whose death happened by hand, is dead for good.” CORY ARFOLD CARNIFEX “We’ll be losing Captain America and Iron Man. The Soul Stone will be the key to returning our dusted heroes from Infinity War, but how is anyone’s guess. I would love for Endgame to follow the original story, seeing
Nebula defeat her father and obtaining the gauntlet for herself. We will undoubtedly also be jumping back and forth in time in this movie, visiting poignant moments from the MCU, but how? This brings me to my final prediction: cosmic weirdo Kang The Conqueror will be the new villain/anti-villain.” DAVYD WINTER-BATES BURY TOMORROW “I think buildings will explode, men in tight clothes will fight, Iron Man will run into technical difficulties, but right when you think he is in serious trouble he will figure out a way to beat the bad guy and despite all of the Avengers’ disagreements and differences of opinions, they will all ultimately team together and save the day. The end.” BEN BRUCE
ASKING ALEXANDRIA “The characters of other Disneyowned IPs will arrive to deal with the aftermath of Thanos’s recklessness. Mickey, Goofy and Donald will arrive in their crazy mechanised caravan, wreaking all kinds of havoc. Luke’s ghost and Leia’s CGI body force push their way in to the comic book world. Miley Cyrus, Christina Aguilera and Justin Timberlake attack in a fit of rage due to their stolen childhoods. Together, they’ll use the Infinity Stones to push the copyright term extension act to rule for aeons and order is restored and no one has to think of anything new ever again.” JOHANNES ECKERSTRÖM AVATAR “Disney have a whole arsenal of heroes at their disposal now, so fingers crossed for an X-Men/Guardians of The Galaxy/Fantastic Four tag team to save the planet. Let’s just hope that they won’t include their newly acquired Fox characters into the mix… Homer Simpson and Bob Belcher fighting side by side just sounds terrible. There needs to be more metal songs in the soundtrack – there’s nothing that calls for a breakdown more than when things are getting blown up into tiny atoms.” JUSTINE JONES EMPLOYED TO SERVE
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