10 THINGS WE LEARNED THIS MONTH

What’s been blowing our tiny brains

JOHAN HEGG LOVED OUR COVER SHOOT WAY TOO MUCH

Seriously, he was far too comfortable swinging that big hammer about.

DEATH METAL IS HAPPY MUSIC

according to a recent study by an australian university, death metal brings “power, joy and peace” to all who consume it. We agree.

FESTIVAL SEASON KICKS OFF NEXT MONTH

First up: all Points east with one of the summer’s more eclectic line-ups.

METAL’S LEGENDS AREN’T DONE YET

metallica and Judas Priest both working on new music? We’re all the way in on that. like, up to our elbows in that shit.

WWE HAVE DONE METAL T-SHIRTS

and we love them. even if we think that Bray Wyatt is more of a Sabbath man than Braun.

MACHINE HEAD ARE NOSTALGIC

Burn My Eyes in full? Yes, please. then maybe a new album, robb?

WE NEED MORE ANNIVERSARY TOURS

come on, how many classic albums turn 25 this year? let’s have it.

SLIPKNOT’S ALbUM IS COMING

on august 9, to be precise. Be still, our putrid, maggot-infested hearts.

PEOPLE LIKE THE DIRT

In this day and age, it could have gone either way. But you guys are loving Netflix’s debauched crüe film.

bAbYMETAL ARE A DUO

their new photo came out on april 1, aKa Fox Day. We still miss Yuimetal.