BRUTAL ASSAULT FACE MASK

£6.95

Braving the outside world for a pack of Oreos? Brutal Assault Festival’s fangtastic facemask has you covered. Double layered? Czech. Adjustable, elastic ear bands? Czech. Reusable? Czech. Machine washable? Czech. Certified medica- ah. Never mind. tinyurl.com/brutal-mask £6.99

Because what you definitely, definitely, definitely need leering down from your bedroom wall while you try to sleep is the toothy, red-lipped face of Bill Skarsgård as Pennywise the Dancing Clown. tinyurl.com/it-poster