HOARD ALMIGHTY
Hoard Almighty and Killstar have formed the ultimate Samhain and All Hallow’s Eve union to bring you the spookiest charms to raise the autumn spirits
GOTHY PLUSH TOY
£24.99
CREATED BY THE internationally renowned masterminds at Killstar, this befanged and pentagram-hoofed beast is an emissary from the ever-expanding Kreeptures family of soft yet thoroughly nefarious toys that inhabit the borderlands between nightmares and really comfortable, snuggly slumber. As with its fellow Kreeptures, Gothy is a highly collectible monster and limited to 3,000 manifestations equally inspired by the darker side of life and its various adjacent realms, where hauntings, horror movies, demons, hellcats and misfits run free. Seated at a massive 30cm of huggable soft plush fur, and with claws and a striped jumper Freddy Krueger would have good reason to kill for, Gothy is nonetheless suitable for ages six to six feet under. Embrace the dark side! tinyurl.com/gothy-plush
KRUEGER KNIT SWEATER
£39.99
Say what you will about his methods, but razor-fingered child-murderer Freddy Krueger sure did have a natty sense of style. Tip your fedora to his classic sweater with this handsome slice o’ knitwear. tinyurl.com/krueger-knit
TOMB TRAVEL SUITCASE
£114.99
Actual death on the road, this. Just the right amount of grizzle to secure some extra legroom on a flight, nifty enough to stow away as carry-on luggage. A perfect suitcase for the jet-setting goth. tinyurl.com/tomb-case
MAGICIAN TAPESTRY
£19.99
Take “This is where the magic happens” quite literally with this metre-and-a-half, softtouch fabric tapestry. Hail Satan and stick it on your wall to finally cover up those old Keanu Reeves posters. You’re 37 years old. tinyurl.com/magic-tapestry
BAD BONES BELT
£24.99
Studs’n’skulls are two of the most heavy metal things ever – there’s no denying it. As such, it makes perfect sense to hitch up thy kecks with this brutal, beautiful, brainpanadorned belt. tinyurl.com/bones-belt
SUPER CHARGED CARGO PANTS
£49.99
Cargo pants are the Swiss army knife of trousers, when you think about it: such possibilities! These are no different, with zips up the wazoo (well, not actually up the wazoo) and some cool rock club-appropriate detailing. tinyurl.com/cargo-charged
DRACO COWL HOODIE
£44.99
Sick of people demanding you name three songs every time you don a band hoodie? Suit up in this oversized, soft cotton jersey number to say: my favourite bands are so underground, they don’t even do merch. tinyurl.com/draco-cowl
TECHNOMET HOODIE
£49.99
Everyone’s favourite occult pin-up gets a digital upgrade with this bold’n’bright hoodie. If you like the idea of dear ol’ Baphomet gone partDisney, part-manga and part glowstickchewing raver then this one’s for you! tinyurl.com/technomet
OVERLOAD II VEST
£229.99
This vest looks like it was made exclusively for Rob Halford to model on his porch. It’s handcrafted from A-grade synthetic leather, lined with satin and adorned with hundreds of spikes. Proper metal maniac stuff. tinyurl.com/overload-vest
HOCUS POCUS PILLOWCASES
£19.99
Spooky bedding for any respectable coffin, these pillowcases look as soft as Robert Smith’s face. But for the love of Davey Havok, keep them the right way round. Pocus Hocus, the sure sign of an insane mind. tinyurl.com/hocus-pillow
HELL-O-WEEN MUG
£12.99
If you’re looking for a spooky cup from which to sup, then look no further than this ceramic Jack-o’-lantern – perfect for a pitch-black cup of joe, but even better for a delicious, spiced pumpkin latte. tinyurl.com/helloween-mug
HOWL PET HOODIE
£12.99
Keep dear little Zoltan toasty with this gothedout dog hoodie. As a bonus, it’ll ensure all eyes are on your smartly dressed pup rather than you slipping its wet poo into a small plastic bag. tinyurl.com/howl-hood
HACKER BOOTS
£89.99
Vegan leather. Pentagram details. Textured accents with enough definition to kick their way into the new Matrix movie. These boots are made for walking, wickedness and whatever people do in Cyberdog after hours. tinyurl.com/hacker-boots