WE’RE NOT IN TRUMPLAND ANY MORE

■ Why can’t ’ Donald Trump go to White House anymore? Because it’s For Biden… Ersire, London

■ The euphoria in most of the media over the US presidential elections reminds me of the end of

The Wizard Of Oz, where everyone sings ‘Ding dong! The witch is dead.’ All that is needed is for Joe Biden to depart for Kansas in a hot-air balloon with Dorothy, sorry, I mean Kamala, in a blue gingham dress.

Penny Ponders, Edinburgh

Wizardry: US president-elect Joe Biden has defeated Donald Trump (inset)