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Lotto win turned my wife into hardcore porn star!

WITH TEGAN Minx boss demands regular sessions

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Dear Tegan, I’VE got myself into a sticky situation and can’t see a way out.

I started a new job a few weeks ago and my boss is a mouthwater­ing MILF.

She’s got lovely long legs, big knockers and an arse that could crack nuts.

One afternoon she asked me into her office and proceded to strip naked and demand I roger her on the desk. I did as I was told but now she wants it every day and has threatened me with the sack if I don’t perform. Help!

Tegan says:

Dear Tegan, MY missus buys a Lotto ticket every week and a few months ago she came home with a massive grin on her face saying she’d won £10,000.

Great, I thought. We had been after a new car for ages and now we could get the one we wanted.

So I was absolutely gutted when she said that because she had won the money, she was going to spend it all.

She booked herself into a clinic and had her boobs boosted, some liposuctio­n on her bum and thighs, and a tummy tuck. Her face still looks like a bag of rusty spanners, but she now has a body to die for and for a few weeks it was great – like bonking a new woman!

For the first time in years she looked great in undies and we took some snaps for posterity.

But last week a mate told me my missus had been showing off her new body in a pub in town.

Stripper

He said anyone who bought her a drink got treated to a flash of her boobs – and sometimes she’d even strip naked.

When I got home we had a blazing row. She admitted what she’d done but said she was in training – she was going to quit her office job and become a stripper.

She told me she’d been to see an agency and if she had a facelift and a nose job she could be earning thousands.

She also revealed her plans to do some hardcore sex movies.

What should I do?

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