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Kinky hubby watched me bonk randy young lodger

Arrows of love have me lusting for darts

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Dear Tegan, I HAVE developed a fascinatio­n with overweight men who sweat a lot.

That may sound a bit weird but it’s because, over the festive season, I have been transfixed by the darts on the telly.

I’m a 23-year-old slim brunette and maybe I should be out clubbing and being chatted up by hunky fellas.

But whether it’s the PDC championsh­ip at Ally Pally or the BDO battle at the Lakeside, I simply cannot get enough of tasty tungsten chuckers.

My favourite has to be Ted “The Count” Hankey. There is something about his weighty midrift and greased-back, thinning hair that gets my knickers sopping wet.

Frenzy

I was gutted that he went out in the semifinals – but, to be honest, I barely noticed as I was working myself into a frenzy in front of the box at the time.

I have started hanging around local pubs, nursing a small vermouth cocktail while ogling the lads toeing the oche.

Do you think my arrows admiration will end with a bullseye of love, or me missing the double when it comes to romance?

Dear Tegan, I MUST be one of the luckiest women alive – because my hubby loves to watch me having sex with other men.

This suits me fine as it means I have an unending supply of hunks and without any of the complicati­ons of having an illicit affair.

It all started when we took a young 22-year-old fella in as a lodger.

Although I am in my 40s, and have been married for 20 years, the lad couldn’t take his eyes off me.

When I told my husband he shocked me by saying I should encourage the lodger because he was desperate to see me being shafted by another man.

Panties

To my complete surprise, I found myself being turned on by the thought of doing that very thing.

Having said that, I was also very nervous about getting intimate with someone apart from my betrothed.

Hubby, though, was having none of it and persuaded me that the kinky carry-on would not wreck our relationsh­ip but give it a much-needed spark.

So, two nights later, I dressed up in my sexiest smalls – stocking, suspenders, lace panties and a very revealing bra – and lay in wait for the randy young chap.

I got a bit nervous awaiting his arrival, so put on a flimsy little bathrobe to hide some of my panic. Once the lodger arrived I got out a bottle of wine and asked him to join me and my husband for a drink. My fella said to him: “What do you think of my wife?”

The lad was a bit stunned to say the least!

There followed an awkward 10 minutes where we tried to make conversati­on – mumbling about such mundane topics as the weather and house prices.

But by then I had drunk two glasses of vino and was ready to crack on.

So I took control of the situation and explained to the lodger exactly what we wanted to happen that night.

He listend intently and there was no doubt he was up for the idea – judging by the bulge in his trousers!

I began undressing him as my husband watched and the lad laid me on the sofa.

After a bit of oral action on both sides, he gave me one of the most satisfying bonks I have ever experience­d.

Now I have the urge to try some lesbian love.

Do you reckon my husband enjoy that? Tegan says: ERRRR.... yes! If he is happy watching you make love to another man there’s no doubt he’ll get off on you getting kinky with a lady.

Enjoy, you saucy girl!

ID, Cambridge

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