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‘I would never fake it – I demand the pleasure!’

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WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY? For me outdoor sex is always a fantasy. Like on a beach on holiday or in the sea.

It would have to be a place where you can leave your inhibition­s behind and just go with the flow.

I’ve had sex in the sea a few times. I think the best was on my honeymoon. We went to a place called Kalkan in Turkey – it was so beautiful.

One morning we went down to the beach for a swim and it was deserted. We were in the water and he pulled me in for a kiss and cuddle and all of a sudden I felt him get hard against me. I reached down and put my hand inside his trunks and massaged him.

Then he slipped my bikini bottoms to the side and lifted me up and onto him. Having sex in the water is always tricky because you don’t get the friction, but it was so romantic and it felt pretty bloody good if I’m honest. WOULD YOU HAVE GROUP SEX? I’ve had a threesome before. It was way back when I had just graduated.

It wasn’t as good as I thought it would be. And I thought I’d feel pretty gay afterwards, because it was with another girl, but I didn’t.

I don’t think I’d do it again. It was years ago but it was something I wanted to do before I was 30 and I did it. On the flip side, I did find EVER dreamt of getting a sexy older lady into the sack? Well, you’re not alone.

Most fellas fancy a fling with a mature filly. They have experience and know exactly what they want – which is a good, hard seeing to! that I quite liked her boobs. I spent a lot of time kissing gently and licking around her nipples. I basically did what I wished my boyfriend would do to mine. The other girl loved it, she was moaning her head off and saying it NAME: Jane Parkinson AGE: 30 FROM: Newcastle OCCUPATION: Hairdresse­r

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& lime FAVE DRINK: Vodka FAVE ACTOR: Micheal Fassbender FAVE FILM: felt amazing. Then the guy started going down on her and I kept doing that and she came in about two seconds. HAVE YOU TAKEN IT UP THE TRADESMAN’S? Hell no! Nothing goes up there. It’s exit only, sorry to be so crude.

I’ve been asked in the heat of the moment a few years back, in my wild days as I call them, and even then I had to refuse. It’s a weird thing to be asked about. I have suspicions about guys who want to do it. It’s a bit odd. DO YOU EVER FAKE IT? I’ve not faked it for years because I won’t stand for it.

I don’t think you would bother doing that when you’re married because if they still can’t get you of, they need to learn!

What’s the point if they aren’t doing it for you? You aren’t getting the pleasure if you have to fake it.

I can understand people faking it if they’ve just started seeing someone or if it’s a one-night stand. You’re more likely to fake it for a that than for a relationsh­ip.

But you want a boyfriend to know what to do, so I think you’d be more inclined to say something to them. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION? I think on top is always better for a woman. I like doggy style too as it’s animalisti­c and I like it when my man is going at me from behind and caressing my breasts at the same time – but I can’t orgasm like that for some reason.

I like doing that for a bit and then switching to something else. I like being sat on things too, with my man stood or kneeling between my legs. That really gets me in the right place.

I used to have an ex who would spank my bum. I always thought that was a bit kinky. DO YOU HAVE ANY SEX TOYS? I do have some, but I’ve not used them for ages. They are usually just kept for when my husband is away on business and I need a bit of a release.

I’ve got a Rabbit and some of those little Pocket Pleasers. I also have things that we use together as he says he finds it a turn-on to watch me use vibrators on myself. He’ll watch me and pleasure himself.

We also have handcuffs and blindfolds which are good for when things are getting a bit samey in the sack.

I love tying and blindfoldi­ng him and slipping myself onto his big willy – it gets me so excited just thinking about it!

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