BY ‘ECKY HUMP!
Bradford is Britain’s bonking capital ABERDEEN BRITAIN’S SHAGGING SLACKERS BRADFORD CARDIFF COVENTRY BRITAIN’S RANDIEST TOWNS DONCASTER IPSWICH
IT may be famous for curry but Bradford, West Yorks, is also the UK’S capital of NOOKIE!
The city of half-a-million souls nestles in the windswept Pennines.
And as is traditional for Yorkshire folk, they don’t waste their brass on expensive diversions like the cinema and stamp collecting.
They get their fun the old-fashioned way… Bonking! Figures compiled by paint manufacturer Dulux, show that Bradfordians get down to it more than 66 times a year on average.
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That’s way above the national average of 42 times per annum – which you can well understand when you look at Bradford babes like Hollyoaks star (number of times residents have sex per year): 1. Ipswich 18.1 2. Coventry 18.8 3. Cardiff 25.7 4. Derby 30 5. Swindon 30.8 6. Preston 30.9 7. York 31.6 8. Croydon 32 9. Leicester 32.2 10. Southampton 32.9 Jennifer Metcalf.
Bradford residents have FOUR TIMES as much sex as sex-starved Ipswich folk.
As you’d expect, 25 to 34-year-olds are at it the most, having 55.2 bonks annually.
The randy residents of Bradford, West Yorkshire are romping 66.5 times – once every five days.
But in Ipswich, Suffolk, the average is a mere 18.1 – once every 20 days.
Other highly-sexed areas in Britain are Aberdeen (62.5 times a year), Doncaster, South Yorks (60.1) and Birmingham, West Mids (57.1).
Britain’s other least sexually active people live in Coventry, West Mids (18.8), Cardiff, south Wales (25.7), Derby, Derbys (30), Swindon, Wilts (30.8), Preston, Lancs (30.9), York, North Yorks (31.6), Croydon, south London (32), Leicester, East Mids (32.2) and Southampton, Hamps (32.9).
Dulux is offering couples in Ipswich free red paint for their bedrooms to try and boost their sex lives in what it claims is a “unique social experiment”.
It says it wants to see whether the redecorating can “stimulate the UK’S most sexually inactive town into more amorous action”.
Dulux’s Letty Edwards said: “Paint is one of the least expensive ways to transform a room, which in turn creates an emotional effect that can help improve relationships at home.” (number of times residents have sex per year): 1. Bradford 66.5 2. Aberdeen 62.5 3. Doncaster 60.1 4. Birmingham 57.1 5. Hull 56.3 5. Warrington 56.3 7. Cambridge 55.1 8. Brighton 53.1 9. Middlesbrough 52.9 10. Wolverhampton 52