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Big boobed girl had ’em OFF on telly

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MEGA-BOOBED Doris was the star of this week’s hit Channel 4 show Embarrassi­ng Bodies.

She had amazing natural 36K boobs but had them reduced – because they were ruining her life!

The 27-year-old said: “I feel I am very huge and they are really uncomforta­ble and embarrassi­ng.”

Crippled with back and shoulder pain and struggling to find a bra big enough to fit her, Doris went under the knife and the gruesome op was shown on telly as the surgeon removed flesh weighing a STONE!

At the end of the show she revealed she was over the moon with her new 36D boobs.

“I have my confidence back,” she beamed.

“People no longer point and stare at me. I feel so much better!” IN total I’ve been doing it for 20 years now. I wasn’t really earning all that much as a trolley dolly so I started doing a bit of stripping and dominatrix work on the side.

And then one day a fellow female dominatrix told me about the money to be made talking dirty to guys on the phone sex lines.

And after giving it a whirl I soon realised I was really good at it! I’ve always been very sexually-minded and I love talking about naughty things. The fact I make such good money doing it is just an added bonus!

Now I do everything – phone chat, webcam and direct messaging, where the punters can type a message to me and then I can type one straight back.

I absolutely love it. Every chat is different and I’ve got a really good rapport with my clients. I take calls on my mobile 24/7.

You’ve got to be a good listener – as well as having an absolutely filthy mind!

At the end of the day a lot of them are just w*nking because they are bored and lonely and I can make them happy. I’m very good at what I do and I love it. It never feels like work!

My life is such a nice balance – on one hand I’m this little hippy who doesn’t drink and doesn’t smoke and doesn’t eat meat and then on the other I am this dirty bitch doing filthy chat! I GET quite a few calls about bestiality. Men want to talk about having sex with animals!

It doesn’t really shock me anymore. Each to their own.

Them t al king t o me probably stops them going out i nto the f i elds and bumming the nearest sheep!

And there are quite a few men who want to talk about wee and poo.

For me nothing is taboo. There is one guy who absolutely loves poo talk, and he rings four or five times every week. I tell him how I’m going to use him for my toilet roll. I describe how I’ll save my money and use his mouth as my toilet paper.

And he’s so excited he barely lasts a few seconds before he’s cumming down the end of the phone.

I think I’m such a popular phone sex girl because I’m so open-minded about these things.

Everyone has their own fantasies, and it’s the things they could never admit to their wives or partners.

Another really common one is how men want to shag their wife’s mum!

Honestly, I get the motherin-law one dozens of times each week. It actually makes a lot of sense if you think about it.

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SEXY: Her curves are as appealing as her dirty chat HOW DID YOU GET INTO YOUR LINE OF WORK? TELL US ABOUT THE WEIRDEST CALLS YOU’VE EVER HAD.
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