Wee bit of trouble for ministers
WOMEN ministers in the House of Commons are p*ssed off because WEE from the men’s bogs is dripping into their toilets!
Puddles all over the floor means that the ladies are ending up falling on their bottoms – and landing in the urine too!
The constant drip means there’s a minilake in the middle of the floor of the little girl’s room at the famous London home to MPs.
The ministers initially thought it was water but have since found it’s much worse.
Maintenance staff let slip to the women that the pipes from the Gents run across the ceiling of their toilets.
The new culture secretary Maria Miller (above) is sure to be unimpressed.
An insider said: “All the women are going potty about this.
“It’s pretty grim being dripped on but slipping and landing in a load of wee is just awful. It can’t be that hard to call a plumber!”
Potty
SCREEN siren Lindsay Lohan caused a stir when she Tweeted this saucy snap of herself in a seethrough bra.
The Mean Girls actress, 26, uploaded this BREAST-taking pic to social networking site Twitter.
Lovely Lindsay stared seductively into the camera as she posed in the nipple-showing bra for celeb snappa Terry Richardson.
A showbiz insider said: “She really set the internet alight with that one!”