Fifty Shades Cheryl’s done everything in the Buck!
KINKY telly presenter Cheryl Baker has stunned fans by revealing she has experienced ALL of the X-rated sex acts in soft porn book Fifty Shades of Grey.
The steamy tome, by author E.L. James, is crammed full of bondage, whipping, vibrating butt plugs and plenty of bottom spanking.
And saucy Cheryl, who hosts BBC2’s Celebrity Masterchef, reckons she’s done the lot!
Former Bucks Fizz singer Cheryl, 58, said: “I’m refusing to read that Fifty Shades book everyone is reading.
“From what I’ve heard there’s nothing in it I haven’t done anyway!” GET down to yer nearest PRIVATE SHOP for the sex offer of the year!
It’s one thing for stores to sell-off their older stock to make room for new releases but we’ve done a deal with Britain’s biggest and best adult shopping chain to bring you ALL the Top 10 new release titles at a massive the already low price.
Yes, all ten titles are available exclusively to Midweek Sport readers at just £20 each! Remember, these are brand new R18 titles from the top studios and leading directors and can sell for as much as £50 each.
R18 is the certification awarded to hardcore pornography in the UK and these titles are only available to over 18s from licensed sex shops like the Private Shops chain.
You can’t buy genuine hardcore from mail order so you’ll have to go to one of the shops. But as there’s over 100 across the UK there should be one close to you. Just have a look at the list below.
You can choose from any of these amazing titles from September’s new release top 10: 1. Come Play With Me Cute teen nymph Katie K in her filthiest, batter drippingest no-holes-barred lesbo f*** and finger fest. 2. Home Affairs The mighty Bluebird invites you to enjoy FIVE redhot threesome MILF scenes. S***k flies. 3. Angela White Finally F***s The heavy-boobed superstar finally gets some c*** up her. On film. 4. On Location Grand Bahama More big titted lasses get it in an exotic location. 5. Toy Boy MILFs Whether it’s hot young c*** or a length of rubber, they like it up em, do those ageing sluts. 6. MILFs Cheat With Black Meat Other MILFs enjoy, what the Frogs call, le penis noir. 7. Shades of Blue Angel Blue in this hi class porno that’ll get you harder than Chinese arithmetic. 8. T & A Tryouts 2 A bit like the X Factor auditions except they all get f***ed up the fanny and often up the bum, to boot. 9. Women Seeking Women 77 Volume 77! This must be good. It is. Chock full of lesbo f***ery. 10. Marino’s MILF Casting Gonzo MILF shagging in classic Ben Dover style.
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