Barmaid nymph’s greedy for tips

Dear Julia,

A FRIEND of mine recently started seeing a barmaid from our local pub.

She’s not really my type – big boobs, bleached blonde hair and so on –– but he gets on with her really well and I’ve never seen him happier.

He reckons she’s a right nympho too, and he’s always going into great detail of how he shags her in the back room after closing time.

I’m still single and don’t have much luck with the ladies. One night me and my pal were having a game of darts when he told me that he was going to give the lass a seeing-to over the pool table once everyone had gone home.

And he said that if I fancied watching I should go the gents toilets just before closing time and hide in one of the cubicles until the coast was clear, at which point he’d come in and tap on the door to let me know I could come out.

I did as he said and after about 20 minutes there was a tap on the shithouse door. But when I opened it the barmaid was standing there naked and my mate was sitting on the sink with a grin on his face.

She said: “Do you fancy a f*** or what?”

I was so gobsmacked that I couldn’t answer her.

Sucking

She undid my belt, dropped to her knees and took my limp manhood in her mouth.

It soon went stiff as she started sucking on it and then my mate dropped his pants and this bird started swapping from my knob to his. I shot my load and my pal followed soon afterwards.

Then he got the barmaid to bend over the sink and he shagged her doggy-style.

This bird has now finished with my mate and has offered to shag me. I’m tempted, but don’t want to upset my friend. What should I do?

TG, Sheffield

Julia says:

ASK your mate if it’s OK. If it is, then enjoy yourself.