KEEP IT QUIET... I’VE GOT A DOSE

Fellas’ oral sex a cunning plan

ONE in 10 Brits with a sex disease is too embarrassed to get help.

A staggering 25 per cent also suffer from a “sexual condition” such as droopy dick, yet many don’t get treatment because they are ashamed or too worried about the outcome, reveals research

A shock study says 37 per cent of people interviewed believed they had an STD, 27 per cent had occasional or frequent erectile dysfunction and 22 per cent suffered pain during sex.

Almost two thirds said they turned to the internet to diagnose themselves and 18 per cent treated themselves with over-the-counter medicine.

Just under 10 per cent admitted confiding in family members rather than a medical professional about their “secret sexproblem”, says UKMedix.com BLOKES perform oral sex on women to cut the risk of infidelity, says a study.

The “mate retention tactic” theory comes after almost 250 men were quizzed about why they went down on their wives or girlfriends.

Researchers say: “Men at greater recurrent risk of sperm competition are more likely to perform cunnilingus on their partner until she achieves orgasm.

“Cunnilingus and female orgasm may be best explained as a male mate retention strategy.”

But critics of the survey at Oakland University in Rochester, Michigan, claimed the research was pointless as not all human behaviour needed to have a scientist reason behind it.

One said: “We’ve not just had sex for the purpose of babies for a long time.