Dirty dancer showed us some filthy moves

Dear Peach,

ME and my mate picked up this girl in a club the other night.

She was a stunna with long legs, big boobs and a gorgeous gobbler’s gob.

As soon as I walked in I spotted her on the dance floor getting up to some seriously dirty dancing with a redheaded girl pal.

As they caressed each other’s bodies, occasionally kissing on the lips and feeling up each other’s arses, I looked across at my mate and he winked back knowingly at me.

We were over to the pair of them like a shot and they didn’t seem too bothered as we started dancing with them.

I could hardly believe my ears when the blonde leaned over and asked in a husky whisper if I fancied a f***.

I dragged her off to the gents toilets and as soon as I’d closed the door behind us she was tonguing me and rubbing my dick.

She was obviously well up for some hankypanky and she nearly ripped half my pubes out as she eagerly undid my flies and started jerking off my eight-incher.

She plonked herself down on the toilet seat lid and began licking and sucking my shaft from the tip to my aching balls.

She was building up quite a rhythm and I was on the verge of coming down her throat when, all of a sudden, I heard my mate calling my name.

Thrust

He said the ginger babe had blown him out and I couldn’t believe it when the blonde stopped giving me head to invite him to join us.

My pal was grinning all over his silly chops when she began giving him a slow, lingering gobble.

It was a tight squeeze in the cubicle, but I managed to position her so that I could get a good thrust at her and hoisted her skirt up around her waist. As she slurped and slobbered on my mate’s cock, I pulled her G-string aside and plunged into her moist fanny doggy-style.

It wasn’t long before me and my pal were shooting our loads as she squealed in delight.

We waited a few minutes to get our strength back and then me and my mate swapped positions and went through the whole amazing routine again.

In the end my mate and I got our clothes sorted out and went back to the bar.

After about 10 minutes the same blonde came over to us and asked us to buy her a drink.

But she swore at us when we said no and we just can’t understand her attitude.

Can you?

FC, Merseyside

Peach says…

YES, you tight-fisted, chauvinistic pricks.