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She wants me to wear her panties

AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATIO­N WITH WINE TASTING NIGHT TURNED SPICY …WITH A FAINT AROMA OF NNNG!

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Dear Annie,

I FIND myself in a right old dilemma because I’ve been shagging my neighbour’s wife.

Bizarrely, she loves me to f*** her while I’m wearing her bra and knickers – which actually I get quite a bit of a kick out of as well.

The problem arose after her hubby invited me and my wife round for drinks a few weeks ago.

After we had been chatting a while he put a video on. To my horror it was me and his missus getting down to it in their bedroom a couple of days earlier.

He must have been hiding in the wardrobe to film me banging his wife while dressed in her lingerie.

As you can imagine, I wanted the floor to open up and swallow me.

But I got a bigger surprise when I glanced sheepishly over at my wife.

She didn’t seem at all shocked – even as she saw her neighbour inserting a small vibrator up my arse while I screwed her.

I felt sure she’d kick off big-style but instead she wanted to know why she’d not been invited to take part in our sex games.

To say it was a relief would be an understate­ment and it was an even bigger one to realise that the hubby didn’t want to kick my brains out for doing his wife.

And it opened the conversati­on up in a whole new way as he poured us another round of drinks.

We all got pissed and the upshot was that we decided to indulge in some swapping.

I was a bit miffed that my wife didn’t need encouragem­ent and was soon stripped to her briefs through which you could see her damp and shaven crack.

Before I knew it, both my neighbours were on her with the woman licking out my missus as she sucked on the bloke’s fat cock.

When he’d shot his hot jizz over her face I got my dick in her gob and she sucked me off too, while the neighbour’s wife licked my balls and bumhole. As this was going on the neighbour was banging away at my missus.

After the first round, as it were, they told me to dress up in my wife’s undies and get it on with the wife, just like on the video.

My neighbour began filming my wife, who was thrusting a vibrator up her juicy love-hole. I shot my load over the neighbour’s tits and my wife licked it up.

It was a great night out and we’re planning to do it again. But my wife now wants me to wear lingerie under my ordinary clothes.

I’ve refused because it seems like she wants to take what I thought a harmless fetish a bit too far. But she reckons I’m being unreasonab­le. What do you say?

MJ, South-East London

Annie says…

THERE are all sorts of potential pitfalls when married couples turn to the swinging scene, but your dilemma is not a common one. Your wife might be going a bit to fast for comfort. MY boyfriend likes to watch me having sex with other men. At first I was a bit shocked but the fact is that I don’t really mind all that much because I love cock.

Just last week he watched as I shagged two constructi­on workers I’d pulled at our local pub after he’d egged me on.

We explained the situation to them and they didn’t seem to mind as my fella tossed himself off as they stripped me in our bedroom.

They were both quite muscly and very well built downstairs, so I soon had their swollen lengths in my mouth.

I sucked them off to completion, then wanked them back to full strength before I rode one and the other did me in the arse. At that point my fella then put his cock in my mouth and shot his load.

It’s all very enjoyable but I worry that my man doesn’t love me, if he allows me to have other men. What do you think?

LT, Lancashire HE may love you, but just enjoys watching you have

then you don’t sex. If you’re happy with the situation, have to worry. Enough of this wine malarkey, Dave. I fancy a nice STIFF ONE – if you know what I

mean?

(SPLUTTER!)

CORK THAT! (MASSIVE SIGH) Oh well… may as well enjoy the free

booze…

Don’t I? PURRRRRRRR!

(GIGGLE)

Thanks for coming round for my wine tasting evening Sonia! I do love wine,

y’know

I sure do! I’ve got a forty year old malt in the cellar with our

name on it! Carefull Sonia – you don’t want to get wet! Do you? OOOOOOOH! NNNNNNNNG! This has been bottled up for a while!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ahhhhhhh! Sorry, I’ve been a bit slow on the

uptake! I love wine and whisky… gin… vodka… you name it – I’ll down it (hic!) First thing in the morning – that’s when I like it. F*** are you looking at?!! Zzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzz

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demand. you’re getting oral and anal on
come and think yourself lucky JUST take things as they demand. you’re getting oral and anal on
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