INSIDE THE CRAZY
CULT telly pranksters Dirty Sanchez have come clean about their outrageous past, admitting: “We went too far – and what we did was just WRONG!”
The stars of MTV UK’s most successful ever show performed some of the most insane stunts British TV has ever seen, making rivals Jackass look like Postman Pat.
The boys are now set to release a new documentary charting their astonishing rise to fame.
The Rise And Falls tells the story of Matthew Pritchard and Lee Dainton, two crazy Welsh guys from the Valleys who took their mutual love of skating, punk and carnage to the absolute extreme.
Joined by fellow Welshman Mike ‘Pancho’ Locke and Londoner Dan Joyce, they were Dirty Sanchez – and their cracked antics have been BANNED across the world.
After being dropped by MTV, the lads showed their eye-watering threshold for pain on Channel 4’s Balls of Steel and performed in front of thousands of fans at Reading and Leeds Festival.
Today, Pritchard and Dainton tour their sell-out live show in venues across the country – and they have no plans to slow down.
They’ve been shit on by Japanese hookers, arrested by Russian secret police and shot with live ammunition… all in the name of good, old-fashioned entertainment.
Dainton also says one set piece EXPLODED his cock and left him with TWO bellends.
In an exclusive interview with Midweek Sport Pritchard says: “Dirty Sanchez boys battered the living shit out of one another. Looking back, I think it’s a little bit wrong what we did!”
THE NEW DOCUMENTARY TALKS ABOUT YOUR RISE TO FAME ON MTV, BUT WHAT WAS YOUR MOSTOUTRAGEOUS CELEB ENCOUNTER?
PRITCHARD: I should imagine a lot of celebs were like, ‘ Who the f**k are these pricks?’
The only big event we were really allowed to do was the MTV Latin American Awards in Miami. Everybody went f**king crazy when they announced us.
But most of the time, organisers wouldn’t even let us on the red carpet because of our reputation. DAINTON: In South America, the death metal guys were loving us… but the rest of the big celebs didn’t know who the f**k we were! PRITCHARD: As soon as everyone saw us they shit themselves.
And the Kerrang! Awards were unreal. You always hear those stories of these pissed up rock stars going nuts smashing shit up… right up our street.
And then Stuart Cable from Stereophonics – a bloody Welshman – comes onstage and says, ‘ I’m glad to be in the good company of Dirty Sanchez!’
WHAT’S THIS ABOUT YOU GUYS CAUSING TROUBLE AT A PORN PARTY?
DAINTON: We were invited as guests of honour at the UK Porn Awards in London. I’m not sure what our role was supposed to be but we ended up pretty much presenting the whole thing as everyone was finding us funny!
There were awards like Best Double Anal, Best Gay Scene, all sorts of shit. The women would run onstage naked, it was mental.
Somehow Pritchard managed to put a bottle of Budweiser up this porn star’s f**king monkey. Right on stage! PRITCHARD: Yeah, I was f**king her with a bottle of beer! DAINTON: And one of them pulled