A BIT SLACK FOR FLACK
BRILLIANT BBC1 drama The Driver saw Vince get a bollocking from his snooty wife for using the word “bog” in a posh restaurant – especially as there was a table of Coronation Street actors nearby.
She’s right. I’ve checked the etiquette guides and you can’t go around saying “bog” in front of television royalty. You must say “loo” or “toilet”.
“Bog” is reserved for the Emmerdale cast or lower.
And if you happen to see someone who used to be on Hollyoaks, then call it whatever you like: shitter, nettie, karzy.
It really doesn’t matter. They still have to clean it either way. kicked off with sexy cougar Caroline Flack throwing some shapes to the Jackson Five classic “Can You Feel It?”
What are the odds that Harry Styles had to ask her the same question?
Never mind, kid. It’ll get bigger after you hit puberty.