Next up… watch the viewers have a dump!
same company – and you can almost imagine the meeting where a BBC honcho begged them to check the bottom of the barrel to see if they had any more old rope going spare.
The big question now is, where will television go next?
Biologically-speaking there is only one place to go after watching folk eat their tea. They’ll be showing us people taking a dump next!
I’d like to say that is a joke, a daft idea that could never happen.
But, honestly, I just don’t know any more.