Next up… watch the view­ers have a dump!

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same company – and you can almost imag­ine the meet­ing where a BBC hon­cho begged them to check the bot­tom of the bar­rel to see if they had any more old rope go­ing spare.

The big ques­tion now is, where will tele­vi­sion go next?

Bi­o­log­i­cally-speak­ing there is only one place to go after watch­ing folk eat their tea. They’ll be show­ing us peo­ple tak­ing a dump next!

I’d like to say that is a joke, a daft idea that could never hap­pen.

But, hon­estly, I just don’t know any more.

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