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“I love read­ing erot­ica, and have done ever since I picked up a Mills and Boon novel as a teenager.

I’ve got a Kin­dle, and it’s packed with naughty books. But it’s a dou­ble-edged sword, as you end up read­ing it on the beach and find­ing your­self ridicu­lously turned on, but with ab­so­lutely noth­ing you can do about it!

I’ll ad­mit it, I’ve mas­tur­bated while read­ing rude fic­tion in my bed­room. But you can’t play with your­self on a sun-lounger sur­rounded by lots of other peo­ple, no mat­ter how much you might want to.

In­stead, you’ve got to stop read­ing, grab your man and march him back to the hol­i­day apart­ment to sat­isfy your needs.”

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