Who wants one of Katie’s cast off fake boobs?

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SO, the lat­est gossip on the X Fac­tor is that Si­mon Cow­ell wants to sack Ch­eryl Fer­nan­dez-Versini. Again.

They’re con­stantly at each oth­ers’ throats, ac­cord­ing to re­ports. He’s been call­ing her be­hav­iour “rude”, and she says he can’t han­dle crit­i­cism.

Well, after watch­ing the last episode, it was pretty clear she had the hump about some­thing.

To be hon­est, she’s mak­ing him look like a f**king idiot. He’s not used to somebody talk­ing back to him and he prob­a­bly feels em­bar­rassed.

That man can give it out, but he can’t take it. He’s too big headed.

In my opin­ion, he hired her be­cause he fan­cied her! A good enough rea­son, I sup­pose.

But I don’t think he’ll bring her back for a new se­ries. She’s re­ally pushed her luck. THE last Bri­tish troops have pulled out of Afghanistan, mark­ing the fi­nal chap­ter of the 13-year con­flict.

I’m very proud of all Our Boys. We lost a lot of troops who made the ul­ti­mate sacrifice, but there’s still work to do – some­thing needs to be done about ISIS sav­ages.

How long would it take our sol­diers to sort out a small rebel group? We’re stronger and braver than them.

Right now they’ve got us scared. I’m too afraid to use the London Un­der­ground. And now they’ve even got fighter jets, and are be­ing trained to fly by pi­lots from Sad­dam Hus­sein’s regime.

We need to stop this mad­ness. And it starts by block­ing them from com­ing back to Bri­tain.

If you leave your coun­try to go and fight for ter­ror groups in Syria, you should have your pass­port burned. It’s that sim­ple. IT’S been re­ally nice to see Katie Price back on the front pages again. She’s flog­ging her old breast im­plants for char­ity and some peo­ple think it’s bril­liant and oth­ers think it’s tacky. Here’s my thought: Who the hell would want to buy a cold lump of sil­i­cone? I re­spect that it’s for a good cause, but it seems so strange.

Still, a part of me is wor­ried that all this press at­ten­tion is go­ing to back­fire badly on her.

I’ve been in sim­i­lar sit­u­a­tions be­fore – and the me­dia loves to bring peo­ple up only to laugh at their down­fall.

Right now the pa­pers are mak­ing a lot of com­par­isons be­tween Katie and the ‘NHS boob job’ girl, Josie Cun­ning­ham.

My the­ory is that they’re try­ing to turn them into some sort of twisted dou­ble-act – which would ob­vi­ously be dis­as­trous for Katie.

Don’t get me wrong – it’s great to have busty glam­our girls in the spot­light, but I do worry for Katie.

I hope she knows what she’s get­ting her­self into.

But I fear some­thing big is about to hap­pen. will be voted out next.

He’s re­ally not that great, is he? And his Su­per­man-themed dance was an ab­so­lute joke.

I sus­pect he puts more en­ergy into ap­ply­ing his fake tan than prac­tis­ing his moves!

And he’s not even that good of a singer. The guy who got evicted on Satur­day – Jake Quick­enden – was much bet­ter.

But you know what they say, all pub­lic­ity is bad pub­lic­ity. And it re­ally wouldn’t shock me if Si­mon Cow­ell is us­ing all this to get bet­ter rat­ings against

The way the story broke doesn’t seem gen­uine to me – I reckon it was an inside job. Bet he’s play­ing d i rty tricks. I WOULD just like to thank one of my Twit­ter fol­low­ers this week who made a spooky mock-up of me after I re­vealed I had no plans this Hal­loween. I thought it was great!

Nor­mally in the past I’d do some­thing to cel­e­brate, but I think I’ll spend the evening on we­b­cam this year with all my fans.

The pic­ture shows me in eerie, white make-up – and it’s much bet­ter than some of the fake pho­tos of me I’ve seen around on the Net. Some­one even pho­to­shopped a mas­sive WILLY onto me once! Gosh, it was a big one. But I have to ad­mit, I looked bloody good with a cock!

Most of the so-called celebrity nudes do­ing the rounds aren’t that con­vinc­ing, if you ask me. MY we­b­cam site has signed up porn star Ava Blue – and she’s pure FILTH! Ava is com­fort­able with her body and loves to show it off! So if you want a dirty ex­pe­ri­ence then you know what to do, guys. Come and check out Ava ONLY on You won’t re­gret it.

KELLY Brook’s hunky ex-boyfriend Thom Evans got booted off – and I’m ab­so­lutely

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