NEW MOTO HAS X APPEAL!
UNLESS it’s an ale – and even then – warm beer is a truly unacceptable abomination. It’s a kick in the teeth. It’s immoral.
With the Freeze Cooling Pint Glass at your disposal, you can kiss goodbye to that stomach-turning piece of piss-warm lager forever.
Simply pop the vessel in the chiller, twiddle your thumbs for a while as the cooling gel gets down to the right temperature, and then enjoy your favourite tipple.
Freezing it keeps the glass between 3-5°C – the optimal temperature for crisp lagers, ales and porters.
Or put it in the fridge and it’ll cool your glass to around 10-13°C – ideal for an IPA. Moto X – £419.99 www.motorola.co.uk EVERYTHING is that much better when it’s personalised. Not everyone in the world has the same tastes.
Pretentious city folk in designer suits don’t like the same things as guests on the Jeremy Kyle Show.
From clothes to haircut, absolutely everything is a reflection of who you are – and now your phone can be a statement as well.
With Motorola’s new Moto Maker, you can customise the snazzy Moto X to suit you.
There’s a whole range of different colours and materials for the back of the mobile, from genuine wood to leather.
You can even change what’s going on inside your phone with plenty of software options.
That’s all on top of what is already a pretty spectacular handset.
It boasts a Fully HD 5.2 inch display and runs on Androids 4.4 Kit Kat operating system, so it looks impressive and runs faster than a dog with a rocket up its arse.
On the back is a 13 megapixel camera for all your snaps, and there’s a 2 MP on the front for all your video calling needs.
Not only does it work quickly and efficiently, it’s also sturdy and looks pretty awesome.
So you’ll be the envy of every bastard down the pub when you plonk your fully personalised mobile on the table.
Just don’t set it down in a puddle of lager. Desktop Pool – £5.95 www.red5.co.uk Pocket Back Scratcher – £3.95 www.red5.co.uk EXTENDABLE to 38cm, this portable back scratcher will take care of any itch on your body.
Whether it’s your back, balls or even bum-hole, simply unfold it and scrape to your heart’s content. HOLLYWOOD hardcase Ray Winstone has sensationally confessed he once PISSED on Britain’s most notorious gangster.
The Departed actor revealed his father was a friend of the Kray twins, back in the 1960s.
And on one occasion, he urinated on younger brother Ronnie after the gangster cradled baby Ray in his arms.
The 57-year-old said: “I once pissed on Ronnie Kray. He held me as a baby – my dad knew him. And, well, I suppose I gave him a bit of a shock!”
The Kray twins – Ronnie and Reggie – were leaders of the infamous organised crime gang The Firm, which terrorised East London in the 1950s and 60s.
They were arrested in 1968 and both twin brothers were sentenced to life imprisonment the following year.
Ronnie was sent to Broadmoor Hospital as he suffered from paranoid schizophrenia, and passed away on March 17, 1995.
Reggie died of bladder cancer on October 1, 2000 – just a few weeks after being released from prison on compassionate grounds.
TERROR TWINS: Ronnie & Reggie